Sidelining

We're in the realm of 'avoiding work' right now.

Blame this guy. Upon his insistence (read: emotional blackmail) he went 'you'll be fantastic. There's nothing to it. Come on it'll be fun.'

It's not that I didn't doubt it would be any of those things, it's also that it will take massive amounts of time, as evidenced by the weekly report I'm not writing. Or the research info I'm not gathering. So on and so forth.

But in the end curiosity and a desire to preserve small slices of my life sort of won over. That and the menagerie of cool ideas I've got for future storage. Think of it as stock. I've got lots of it. I'm releasing it to consumers over time. Eventually it'll be worth millions.

One of these is the Daily Tube. While I could potentially paste someone with a large bore PVC cylinder, the inherent humor value would drop as time went on. (Also, I would swiftly run out of friends. And hiding places.)

So to kick off (and at the same time demonstrate to you what a high-minded and well-cultured individual I am) we're going to start with

How to Kiss Someone Passionately


Now before you go 'ho ho, I know what sort of crazed hormone-laced psycho you are now' I chose this video partly because it made me chuckle, partly because it's not going to be half as esoteric as some of the other videos I plan to post, and mostly because the chick narrating has a hot, hot accent.

...goddamnit.