Homoerotic undertones

I'm like fly paper for gay people, I swear.

First the blogger meet (Meat? God the gaydiation is getting to me) then round 2 of same.

Then I spoke to an old friend, who is bi, and on the Pill, and listened to her gush about her new boyfriend.

Now I'm speaking to a slightly younger friend, who's gay, and dating this insanely hot redhead, and she's also gushing about all the lesbian sex they're having.

Which is nice, I mean, good for them.

*goes to have a lie down*