Memeitude

Quick meme while at school:

Name one person who made you laugh last night?
I find my brother to be a constant source of amusement.

What were you doing at 0800?
I was asleep, blissfully.

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Listening to a lecture on brand architecture.

What happened to you in 2006?
The period of time in between 2005 and 2007.

What was the last thing you said out loud?
Is that chapter going to be covered in the mid-term? (sigh...)

How many beverages did you have today?
1L dihydrous monoxide.

What color is your hairbrush?
Gray, because I stole it from my mom. Mine would be black, LIKE MY SOUL.

What was the last thing you paid for?
Bus ride to campus.

Where were you last night?
The Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center

What color is your front door?
I refuse to dignify questions of a highly personal nature with a response.

Where do you keep your change?
In the closet, with the rest of them.

What’s the weather like today?
Malaysian. Hot and wet. No wonder we're so prudish, our weather is oppressing us.

What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
Chocolate.

What excites you?
Donkeys.

Do you want to cut your hair?
Want, no. Need, probably.

Are you over the age of 25?
If I say yes, will you finally love me?

Do you talk a lot?
My brother finds me to be a constant source of amusement.

Do you watch the O.C.?
I know they use Imogen Heap, but I can't stand that entire genre.

Do you know anyone named Steven?
What the fuck kind of random question is this? Do you know someone named Kwanzi? Yes, as a matter of fact I do! :P

Do you make up your own words?
This is one of the funnest activities a person can engayge in.

Are you a jealous person?
I will kill any of you that do this meme as well as me.

Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’
Alex

Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’
Kody The Space Squirrel

Who’s the first person on your received call list?
grr, I just put my phone away. My brother.

What does the last text message you received say?
My dad's arrived in china. Here's his phone number. Love, etc.

Do you chew on your straw?
People that do this need to order more food instead of making us suffer looking at the sad stick of plastic you've left behind.

Do you have curly hair?
Everyone does. Oh you mean on your HEAD.

Where’s the next place you’re going to?
Back to class.

Who’s the rudest person in your life?
I plead the fifth.

What was the last thing you ate?
Marmite chicken rice. Very pleasant, actually.

Will you get married in the future?
I see myself as more of a cohabitator, but anything goes. I'm not one for tradition, but I won't oppose it.

What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
Extend to 1 month, haven't seen anything in the past 2. United 93.

Is there anyone you like right now?
There are... possibilites. *waggles eyebrows*

When was the last time you did the dishes?
That's women's work. =P

Are you currently depressed?
This meme is killing me.

Did you cry today?
WHY DO YOU PERSIST!?!?!? CAN YOU NOT SEE MY FRAGILE EMOTIONAL STATE?!?

Why did you answer and post this?
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! GET OUT OF MY LIFE AND NEVER COME BACK!

Tag 5 people who would do this survey…
I would never subject the people in my life to this cruelty.