UMNO

stands for We're Mostly Corrupt Liars Who're Willing To Put A Murderer In Charge Of 27+ Million People.

It's shortened to United Malays National Organisation for PR reasons, obviously.

They should still fire their PR people, because their name clearly indicates that the other 40% or so of the country are 2nd class citizens, really. Oh wait, they can't do that, because their PR person is probably their cousin's wife's third brother. Plus, you know, ketuanan Melayu.

If the rest of us 'Baliked Cina' as is sometimes spouted, I seriously wonder how long the country will last. Will the thin red line of hardworking, honest, non-theistic Malays be able to hold back the unstoppable horde of lazy narrow-minded Quran-thumpers? I think not. That, and the only people who know how to make a halfway decent fried rice will have gone.

I'm Chinese. The first words out of my mouth about China are 'Possibly Worst Country On Earth.' Loyalty is not based on your ethnicity. If I was given a button that said 'Cause Entire Chinese Govt to Have Heart Attacks' I'd get a dictionary and start calling some morgues. I can say entirely without fear, cause guess what? YOU CAN'T GET BLOGSPOT IN CHINA.

Honestly, I think the only reason we don't have stricter internet laws in this country is that the people who want the laws put in couldn't find their way around a router farm with two hands and a map.

You know what else they can't find without two hands and a map? Their goddamn testicles.

Seriously. Grow a pair. Maybe you can ask Teresa Kok if you can borrow hers.

Lrn2Democracy kkthx.